West coast crack whore dope beats - "Waiting to Die" Mickey Avalon

"Waiting to Die" Mickey Avalon

This song is crude, stupid, disgusting, offensive, and AMAZING. My Mickey Avalon phase passed a few years ago, but I recently added this song to a playlist called "Chillax Yer Jams," and I'm glad it's back in rotation. Mickey Avalon is drug addict turned prostitute turned MTV VJ Simon Rex BFF turned Hollywood rapper.

This song makes me feel dirty and edgy in the comfort of my Nike workout clothes and Ikea futon. Yeah, that's right, I listen to Mickey Avalon AND I say "please" and "thank you," WHAT!

If you like this, check out his 2006 self-titled album; there are other gems.

When to play it: Honestly, use your judgement.

Side note: Don't be mad at me.