
"Kids" Sleigh Bells
Now THIS is a shitty song... no, I'm kidding, it's awesome! No... wait... I listened again. It's shit. However, this is a blog about songs that move me not songs that I'm nominating for a Grammy. I heard this song on a commercial for some horrendous MTV show glamorizing teen drinking, sex, and drug use; it's called "Skins." No comment. This song has erotic grunting, indecipherable lyrics, and annoying vowel sounds, but that beat makes me want to throw on a face mask and dance battle with the Jabberwockies or bounce in my low rider. Either one.
How you'll feel: Dumber, guilty.
How you'll move: Neck-breaking head bobbing.
Side note: Wikipedia calls Sleigh Bells "pop noise"; that sounds pretty damn accurate.